The Dangers of Masturbation

[chases_the_moon]

I'll let this speak for itself.

"He stiffens in anticipation of coming death" is my favorite. He really can't think about anything else, can he?

Comments

[disportraited]

Hahahaha, oh man, that's awesome. Seriously, how much would he have to masturbate for this to happen?

[chases_the_moon]

Notice that in the last few panels he's deathly malnourished? Think of how long and often he'd have to to become that gaunt. :-p

[kitsune]

You should write a crackfic about this!

I see it now - poor Harry Potter, wanking himself to death... no one can figure out what's wrong with him... until Snape examines Harry and brings him back to life with the healing power of sex with a partner!

[chases_the_moon]

As if that doesn't describe every teenage boy's situation for a few years. :-p