death by lava lamp...

[chasewaterhouse]

OK. We officially have a winner for "Worst Way to Die." Ever.

Using the worst way to die equation, that rates a solid 10. No contest.

I once took a lava lamp to show-and-tell when I was in kindergarten. It ended up being a lost cause because my teacher, Ms. Baumgartner, didn't allow me sufficient time to give the "globulation procedure" to develop

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[michaelpop]

Quote of the year: Why on earth he was heating a lava lamp on the stove, we don't know.

Pfft, no drug or alcohol use my ass!

[chasewaterhouse]

They obviously have never owned a lava lamp.

Sometimes you gotta speed that shiznit up.

[subpolka]

Chase. Dude. We're totally having a weird, separated-at-birth moment here:

In 5th grade, I welded/wired together an asthetically displeasing but functional timed doorbell, proudly bought it in for Show-and-Tell, and was so upstaged by a girl with Pound Puppies. Heart-breaking, to say the least.

Fucking Pound Puppies.

[chasewaterhouse]

Yeah. If you're really going to feel good about yourself, why save a pretend dog's life from the pound? Why not just spring for the real dog?

[polydistortion]

My best friends dad sneezed so hard he broke a couple ribs. Im not even joking. I swear on your lincoln loghouse.

He was a big man though.. SO maybe that was partially the cause. Who knows, But it was the funniest thing ever. :)

[chasewaterhouse]

One day, we will all win the fight against sneezing. That day will be a good day.

[swingingclogs]

Philip Quinn, RIP
Died of violent "globulation procedure".

Lava Lamp 1
Phil 0
He was a lava not a fighter.

Sorry bout the failed show and tell...
A watched lava tube never....globs?

[chasewaterhouse]

Globbing obviously takes time. Rome didn't glob in a day either.

[dreamy_rini]

Ok wow I can say I honestly never thought about death by lava lamp before, and wow now I am afraid I will have nightmares about it.

scary

[chasewaterhouse]

Night of the Living Lava Lamp.