books don't read themselves...

[chasewaterhouse]

I'm in deep doodoo.

I have a book out from the Los Angeles Public Library that is waaaaaay overdue. I'm talking, like, you'll-ask-me-to-tell-you-and-i'll-whisper-it-in-your-ear-and-you'll-gasp-really-loud overdue. By my calculations, I could have bought the book at least three times by now. And then bought a gold-plated bookmark to keep my slowly-

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[smoke_screen]

i thought the book was going to be kama sutra, i was suprised!

the library here is generous during christmas, if you donate non perishable foodstuff they'll whipe out your overdue fees.

[chasewaterhouse]

A kama sutra book is something you own. Not borrow from an old lady at the library. Although she did look like she could be feisty in the sack.

Great. Now I can wipe away my fees but go hungry. Damn you library!!

[sweet_tiffany82]

lol t hats funny

my dad has had over 10-15 overdues. who knows how much he owned them. im sure it was alot. they would send a noticein the mail that it was overdue but never really harp on him.

[chasewaterhouse]

You might want to change your last name.

[sweet_tiffany82]

LOL!

[dreamy_rini]

Library Jail, wow I really hope thats not true, I have a book or two that may not have found itself back to the library and may be sitting in my room upstairs. And well it may just have been there for ummm well I can't even remember how long...probably not a good sign.

[chasewaterhouse]

Oh boy. You're so dead. Hide.

[stochasticgirl]

You are so going to hell. Again.

[chasewaterhouse]

Well, look who decides to chime in at my lowest point.

man.

[stochasticgirl]

I'm sowwy. I didn't mean to kick you while you're down.

Read read read!

[winterblitz]

is that why you didn't answer my call?

[chasewaterhouse]

no. actually, i was in a meeting with my boss.

[winterblitz]

gotcha... i hope an embarassing ringtone didn't go off... but you'd have it on vibrate right?