books don't read themselves...

[chasewaterhouse]

I'm in deep doodoo.

I have a book out from the Los Angeles Public Library that is waaaaaay overdue. I'm talking, like, you'll-ask-me-to-tell-you-and-i'll-whisper-it-in-your-ear-and-you'll-gasp-really-loud overdue. By my calculations, I could have bought the book at least three times by now. And then bought a gold-plated bookmark to keep my slowly-

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[chasewaterhouse]

Since I hope to be president someday, I have to read up. I just wish they had a Cliff's Notes version.

[kittytaylor]

After it's so much over-due don't they just let yo buy the book? He he, I had to do that with 3 of my books in high school. I got them sophomore year.... and tried to return them at the end of my senior year =0/

But good luck on finishing the book =0D

[chasewaterhouse]

I don't know about this. I might have to send someone to ask, due to the fact they probably have a WANTED sign of me up by now.

[koolaidhangover]

Surely a young woman as beautiful as Estelle Getty would be easy to, how do you say, “bribe with sexual favors”, into taking off those charges on the book. Take a stand, Chase! I’m rootin’ for ya! We're ALL rootin' for ya!

[chasewaterhouse]

I just puked a little.

[alwayssonaive]

Um... so this is Kim, and Krissy tells me that you're apparently having a little identity crisis. Well, I just wanted to tell you to back off and get your own damn identity! I've spent 21 years working my ass off to make this one unique, charming, and loveable, and I didn't do all that work just so some arrogant bastard from North Carolina could come along and steal it one day. I mean really, who do you think you are?? Ugh... the nerve of some people!

--The one and only Kim

[chasewaterhouse]

Don't be bitter. I wasn't. When I was impersonating you, that is. :)