i love the 80's enough to beat you up concerning your opinions...

[chasewaterhouse]

Comments

[smoke_screen]

i'm agreeing with you. baywatch just ends it all for Michael Knight.

[chasewaterhouse]

Yes. Swimming ability does not help in fist fights. Unless it's an underwater fist fight, which I've heard is the hardest kind.

[chasewaterhouse]

Having the Guttenberg in your corner is like having Jesus on your side. I miss that dude.

[yankees133]

Magnum rules.

I was Magnum for Halloween 2 years ago. I found out there is a very fine line between Magnum and Big Gay Al. I also found out that there are morons who will confuse Magnum and Hitler, as if Hitler wore a Hawaiian shirt and a lei.

[chasewaterhouse]

Hmmm...Big Gay Al, huh?

I was a pirate 2 years ago. Unfortunately, I drank too much and lost my hook, eye patch and pirates map within an hour. Everyone thought I was Osama. Not. Good. For. The. Ladies.

[yankees133]

It definitely was not my intention. It was only when cars started honking at me that my friend and I realized people were getting confused.

My mustache kept falling off. After a couple of hours I was just a guy in a hawaiian shirt. At least that stopped the Big Gay Al comments.

[meridianblue]

I think that moustache could win the fight on its own!

[chasewaterhouse]

Don't act like you're not turned on.

(That's a sexy double negative, btw.)

[meridianblue]

I'm quaking in fear. That thing has a life of its own ;-)

[helloreplace]

Plus Magnum is originally from Detroit which means he's made of 100% man material, a la Iggy Pop and the Nuge. Magnum v. Hasselhoff is like saying you want to pit an ultimate fighting champ against a nascar driver. Sure they're both technically athletes but come on! Advantage: Magnum.

[chasewaterhouse]

Even their names promote not much of a contest.

Magnums shoot the hell out of knights, last time I checked.