I went trick-or-treating yesterday, I was dressed up as a human and I thought my costume was quite realistic albeit uncomfortable. I just do not understand the concept of genitals, us boogeymen procreate simply by licking an orifice located on the bottom of the feet of boogeywoman. Anyway, after knocking on the door of whichever house I was trick ( Read more... )

I am still here to eat you all. Just a friendly reminder.

I have just devoured a good portion of Good Charlotte, they sadly did not appeal much to my senses.

I am off to go eat your parents, have a good, horror-and-death-filled holiday season, or I may have to intervene ;)

I am still around. I became inactive to make you think I died and went to Boogeyman Heaven. I am going to go lurk in the shadows now, goodbye. I will be around later to eat you and your young.

All of the people that are on my friends list in my User Info and have a slash through their name are people I have eaten. You will all soon join this list, and like it.

I am going to eat everyone involved with Charlie's Angels as soon as possible because this movie is torturous to watch and it is just wrong that they are making a sequel.

I am bored with you putrid humans, I think I am going to move on to terrorizing small dogs if things don't get better. The taste of humans has drastically declined in the past few years, and I also think that us Boogeymen might have to make your species extinct soon.

I do not eat people in that way if you know what I mean, so all of you stop getting ideas. I only eat very lucky Boogeywomen in that way. ;)

I notice that many people find it quite strange for a Boogeyman like myself to be interested in knitting. It's a little known fact that us Boogeymen are master knitters. We are trained at a very young age by attractive senior citizen women who have no next of kin or friends whom we kidnap and then force to teach the Boogeymen in training the way ( Read more... )

I am slightly disturbed that I am not the only person in this LiveJournal community interested in "eating people."