I have a better understanding of insomnia now ( Read more... )

Advice: Do not watch Michael Moore's Sicko if you are pregnant or otherwise have high-strung emotions.

I think I must've cried through half the film.

Okay, they were just tears in my eyes, really.

I found this headline on my homepage, and somehow it amuses me:

Bush Reclaims Powers After Colonoscopy

So Bush's kryptonite? Having something stuck up his butt.

But he got his powers back, folks. Sorry.

I really, REALLY wish I had time to go online.

Ever.

Among other things, it makes me feel silenced.

Things are amazingly better these days, but then, I've had time off work and SLEEP ( Read more... )

I'm working somewhere between 69 and 71.25 hours this week (depending on how late the store stays open on Friday night). (That's no days off, with work days ranging from 6.67 hours to 16 hours ( Read more... )

I'm getting married in August.

Probably August 11 or 18, maybe August 4 or 25, and possibly some other day in August, soon to be determined

We're going to have a grand wedding celebration/party. You're (probably) invited.

And yes, legally, I am already married ( Read more... )

from MoveOn.org ( Read more... )

I've been mentally collecting questions I've been meaning to ask you all--and then forgetting them. The only one I remember for sure on my list of potential poll questions is the nipple question. Go figure.

THE POLLI sometimes receive compliments these days saying I'm attractive--"You're cute pregnant!" the women will say. (Bless you kind souls ( Read more... )

A quiz on Mingle.com, whatever that is, said I have a 42% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse. BS! My chances are much better than that. I know what to do and what not to do. I just need to improve my ability to run long distances, that's all. A little more experience with guns wouldn't hurt, either ( Read more... )