One year ago today I had some crazy one night stand that made me vow to stop have crazy one night stands.

Crazy.

I've kept that vow up. Well, for the most part...

PS: I only know this because it happens to fall on my friend's bday...

***GEEK ALERT ( Read more... )

Just got back from 2 weeks of vacation. Boy was that fun ( Read more... )

http://www.reuters.com/article/healthNews/idUSN1231013620080513?rpc=92"Heavy marijuana use can boost blood levels of a particular protein, perhaps raising a person's risk of a heart attack or stroke, U.S. government researchers said on Tuesday ( Read more... )

I'm sitting on my front stoop with my laptop working on my expense report... not even ONE MINUTE ago... and the following exchange happened ( Read more... )

I just realized that a hotel maid (or perhaps several) has been steeling drugs from me and that sort of pisses me off. Especially because I always tip them well... ugh ( Read more... )

I went out drinking for 9 hours last night... I just woke up and I'm not hungover... I'm still fucking wasted. Drunk. Drunk as a skunk. Now I remember why I don't drink so much anymore.

I swear it's gonna suck if the hangover starts this afternoon....

For the first time in my life I ate at an Olive Garden ( Read more... )

My friends are funny... and who would have thought Evan could actually rap... I was supposed to be in this video but I had to work :P

Oh well...

"Unprotected Text"

PS: The outtake at 3:09 is pure brilliance.

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Overheard on a Thursday afternoon on the streets of New York

Little Boy: Do you like the Yankees or the Mets?
Little Girl: I like Barack Obama.
Little Boy: Me too. So does my Dad.
Little Girl: Mine too.
Little Boy: I think he's my favorite.
Little Girl: Me too.

*grin*