So all that talk of starting a business? Ain't gonna happen any time too soon ( Read more... )

Okay, so excuse me for thinking out loud here... but I think I have a good business idea that I could realistically startup. I'm going to use this journal to get some of my thoughts straight and then let me know what you guys think ( Read more... )

Now, I obviously don't feel any particular need to defend a dirty Republican and his closet homosexual behavior... but...

On a recent trip to the Minneapolis St-Paul International Airport, I couldn't resist this photo op of me breaking the law in a Men's restroom stall:


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Reason #579 why pot is dangerous and should be illegal:

Me: Hey... Am I on fire?
Roommate: Yes you are.

*hysterical laugher ensues*

Me: Oh shit!

Dear Democratic Party ( Read more... )

So I've spent the last few days in Orlando for work with the SoCal crew. Lots of good things this week... I got to see an old friend... I'm staying at a gigantic 4-star resort hotel... I went to one of the best restaurants I've ever eaten at in my life (paid for by my boss, of course)... and I JUST got back from Tampa with the guys and I fucking ( Read more... )

Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends,
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

I've been in Milwaukee all week for work. I came here to Wisconsin expecting the worst but actually it really was one of my better business trips. Milwaukee is a really nice city and there's a lot going on. I wouldn't actually mind coming back here if I ever had too. Heck, it IS the American beer capital of the world. And plus I've got a super ( Read more... )

It's been a sad week in my family. On Monday night, Snickers, my family beagle and friend of 16 years passed away ( Read more... )

So I've only had a handful of opportunities to eat at a White Castle in my lifetime... largely because White Castle doesn't really exist in many places in the North East. I also freely admit that for those few occasions I've been lucky enough to get to one... I've been totally, utterly, and COMPLETELY stoned out of my mind ( Read more... )