My landlord is raising my rent $315...

... seriously considering moving to Brooklyn and starting a band.

So there's been some highs and lows this week. I'll start with the highs. I've been playing guitar almost daily now for nearly 3 years. Coincidentally, I'm at about the same point in my guitar playing skills that I am after 12 years of piano lessons (given, I started piano when I was SIX... but still). To honor the occasion, I bought myself a brand ( Read more... )

I'm mildly amused by dieting people who think that avocados are not fattening. The name "butter pear" exists for a reason! But what I find entertaining is the logic of the conversation that usually accompanies the avocado topic ( Read more... )

So remember my Valentine's Day plans? yah that's not happening. Well, perhaps some other day, but not on Valentine's Day ( Read more... )

FRIEND: Do do you have big plans for Valentine's Day?
ME: Oh yah.
FRIEND: What are you doing?
ME: It's going to be a quiet night home. You know... light some candles... smoke a blunt... and watch Cum Swapping Sluts #12 in HD while I eat puffy cheese doodles.
FRIEND: Sounds romantic.
ME: Indeed.

There isn't a single striking Hollywood writer that could have produced a better story... the NY Giants have won the Superbowl and derailed a perfect season for the Patriots. Wow.

In one month this Livejournal will turn 5 years old. I'm tempted to print out the entire thing and read the story of my life over the last half decade. Scary.

I've got a good story. Yes, I haven't posted in awhile and sometimes all I need is a good story to get things rolling ( Read more... )

I don't usually fill my livejournal with... you know... filler. But this video made me laugh so hard I also wet myself... watch it through the final seconds...

I called this video... "the definition of PWNED".

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Happy Hanukkah. In celebration of the final day, I present to you.... Kosha Boy.

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She's a Jewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! And you gotta love the fiddler on the roof! ;)