Well, there's been some interesting adventures recently. Bolivia being one of the best ones. I met some, wait for it, Bolivian sailors in La Paz. very. hot. sailors. Because, y'know, they've got a lot of sea to cover ( Read more... )

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I have finally figured out what it means to have a messy room/flat/house ( Read more... )

Hahahahaha. Right, guys, get this. I was hammered, yeah? As you tend to be at Christmas. And I had this wacky, insane dream. You know those which are really out there ( Read more... )

FAYE. RILEY. GET YOUR ARSES OVER HERE, I'M FINALLY OFF WORK, WE'RE HAVING A CHRISTMAS PISS UP. Not to mention, I have presents.

...once I actually find some space for you guys to sit.

WE MAY ALSO PRACTICE A LITTLE RELIGION, IF YOU GET MY MEANING. My dad is very generous around this time of year, you see.

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What is it with people at work and their insistance on pulling on my dreads? I mean, honestly, people, are they just toys to you ( Read more... )