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[checkoutpandora]

 [In the most droll tone ever]

Hope everyone didn't forget their copies of the Zombie Survival Handbook.

[And then, cheerfully.]

But for all you "brave" souls out there that just have to go out and poke things and ignore every basic horror movie rule ever, here's a little mood music for you.

[And you thought the background music is over, but no.

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[bunny_flower]

What are zombies, Gabriel-san?

[checkoutpandora]

Masses of the undead, craving the flesh of living, turning unlucky souls into one of their own. Y'know, that kinda thing.

[bunny_flower]

I am afraid these things do not exist in my world. Things are dead, or they are not. There is no inbetween.

[checkoutpandora]

Things like this usually only show up during the apocalypse in my neck of the woods. Looks like they came a little late this time.

[gotbackupagain]

[THE FLATTEST OF LOOKS.]

[checkoutpandora]

....You better not be a zombie.

[gotbackupagain]

[HEY HOW ABOUT A 'fuck you' look.]

[checkoutpandora]

You look like someone steamrolled your dog and then it respawned as a zombie and tried to eat you. What the hell's going on?

[fulsifortuna]

I-It's the end of the world? [BUT.. BUT!]

[checkoutpandora]

You live in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Technically, you already missed the end of the world.

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[wing_leader]

.... You have real music.

-=Not decent music, mind you. Because Kohl's more than a bit tired of dealing with Russian and Polish polkas.=-

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[checkoutpandora]

And when you're killed by zombies for being easily distracted, know you were listening to K- Gabriel in the Afternoon on your local station at the time.

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[wing_leader]

Unlikely. Usually thumbs are the first to rot off zombies' hands.

Our doors have turn knobs.

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[checkoutpandora]

Didn't you hear? Zombies got more advanced. They can open doors now.

...Or maybe that was raptors.

[Video]

[feel_nevermore]

[Seriously, Gabriel?]

Your little show lacks of backdancers.

Also I've never seen a Zombie Angel before. Why don't you just go there and get bitten?

[Video]

[outsidewindows]

Because if he did, I would have to feed him. We would run out of sacrifices by the end of the week. [Gabriel is a glutton. Have you seen him when a cake is in the room?]

[Video] Rofl. If Lucy starts threadjacking, Ads is really doomed XD

[feel_nevermore]

[Raven nearly gives a start as Lucifer's face suddenly appears on screen. He's not talking inside her head at least, but still there should be a jingle or something like "Oh hey! The Devil just joined the chatroom!". But she manages to regain composure fairly quickly.]

And then you'd be stuck here alone with him trying to munch on you. How unfortunate.

[Nope. It seems like you forgot to invite her last time you baked cakes, Lucy.]

[Video] Even he has his moments!

[outsidewindows]

Fortunately, he doesn't swing that way.

[Someone's in a good mood. Since it's not anyone mortal it must be Lucifer.]