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[checkoutpandora]

 [In the most droll tone ever]

Hope everyone didn't forget their copies of the Zombie Survival Handbook.

[And then, cheerfully.]

But for all you "brave" souls out there that just have to go out and poke things and ignore every basic horror movie rule ever, here's a little mood music for you.

[And you thought the background music is over, but no.

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[Video]

[checkoutpandora]

Oh don't worry, kiddo. Kids never die in these things.

...okay, unless they're evil or Stephen King's involved, but I think we're good on that.

[Video]

[checkoutpandora]

Good, no, and I have no idea what Veles is.

[offline; because big brother is a stalker]

[outsidewindows]

I would think we're all smart enough not to get near the plague.

[Lucifer thinks this is all hilarious, for the record. He'd been thinking of unleashing something but it seems the Animus did it for him.]

[Offline]

[checkoutpandora]

[RECORD SKIP]

You'd be surprised.

[Offline]

[outsidewindows]

[...]

Who?

[Offline]

[checkoutpandora]

Anna's a little twitchy about something. Don't know if it's her yet, but I'm not gonna track her down to find out for sure. I like not being a rotting corpse. You wanna check? You go. You're used to it.

[video]

[coraltaijiya]

If movies are supposed to be entertainment, why would someone make it horrific?

[Enter the girl who has only ever heard of movies second-hand.]

[video]

[checkoutpandora]

Because humans, for some reason, decided that they like to be scared and they like to watch idiots get killed.

[video]

[coraltaijiya]

[Have a derisive snort. Sango, having heard Kagome's stories, has abandoned all hope for the future's generations.]

I'm sure if they saw it in real life they wouldn't be so keen on watching imitations.

[video]

[painhumbles]

And that, sweetheart, is a lesson many, many people have learned the hard way.

[Usually thanks to him.]

[callinblueskies]

I'm not afraid of any zombies!

[ At least he's been lucky enough not to run into any, though the music is rather catchy. Don't mind if he starts just taping along to the drum beat. ]

[checkoutpandora]

Good for you. If half the city hadn't been dumb enough to get bitten already, I'd figure you the frontrunner for patient zero.

[callinblueskies]

What the hell is your problem with me? I haven't done anything to you.

[checkoutpandora]

....Uh. Are you new? I talk like that to everyone. It's nothing personal, kid. Just a "me" thing.