SadlbredGal [1:55 A.M.]: and avoid the cheese ( Read more... )

If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought? Post reply, then post this in your LJ and find out what my answer would be.

Carey [12:23 A.M.]: i just don't get him....he was the one who told me how much our friendship meant to him and he would be lost without....well now look at him ( Read more... )

Princess Goodlay and Lady Fellatio present:

The Nasty Names List:

WOMEN:
Muff  E. Diver        Ivanna Cock
Heatty Wainthrop        Lisa Suckemoff
Niki Knockers        Titserella Moorehead
Pinky Puss        Mary Jane Rottencrotch
Sandy Cooter        Kotex Gashplug
Kitty Fondler        Sandra Bollocks
Janie Diddler        Lady Fellatio
Blueberry ( Read more... )

John was here this weekend. I wish it was still the weekend...

( ping! )

What kind of disease are you?

Alisha:
Alisha is caused by Satan.


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I just got done watching Beaches, and I can't cry anymore. I think Sam and I should make it a habit to watch a girlie, cry-your-eyes-out movie once a month. I needed that cry. It did me a lot of good ( Read more... )