I can breathe a sigh of relief. Rather than editorializing, here is a succinct list of the reasons I can sleep easy at night ( Read more... )

Nobody has posted about the resounding joy in their hearts after Rick Santorum got booted from office.

Did anyone else laugh a little (either to themselves or out loud) when they saw his 500 children crying as he conceded? Did anyone think to themselves, "Hey Rick, next time use a condom."

Maybe I'm just a bad person.

Every year summer rolls around and it feels like something is missing ( Read more... )

Bold every show you've seen at least three times.
If you know you've seen absolutely every episode of a show, italicize it.
You may add up to three shows, as long as they remain in alphabetical order. You must delete one show for each show you add.

24
7th Heaven
Adam-12
Aeon Flux
ALF
Alfred Hitchcock Presents
Alias Smith and Jones
AliasAll ( Read more... )

I'm reminded of "Little Water Song," a song written by Nick Cave/sung by Ute Lemper in the first person in which a woman sings to the man who is drowning her ( Read more... )

"Bring me all the finest muffins and bagels in the land..." ((All of that means nothing to you unless you're Anna Smith or someone religiously devoted to "The West Wing ( Read more... )

That subject line would be in homage to the always tasteful, traditional Passage of the Bride's Garter and the DJ's brilliant song choice ( Read more... )

3 PM on Fridays is Happy Hour. No, we don't go down the street to Oh! Sheas. Elizabeth buys a 6-pack and a bottle of wine and we drink Peroni at our desks while debating the finer points of Arts Administration ( Read more... )

I want space, not just air
Let `em laugh in my face, I don't care...If you don't know where those lines are from, our friendship is over ( Read more... )

I stole the following from my friend Edwin. Many of them caused me to laugh out loud. I've bolded my favorites ( Read more... )