Im going to be one of those crazy women who get arrested for road rage and end up on national news ( Read more... )

so i just saw a commercial where there is a shoe with lots of bouncie balls built in on the bottem ( Read more... )

hahaha i love spongebob squarepants. he is my hero. the sheer stupidity of the whole show reminds me of something we would write in the story noteboook..

hahah so i just saw an alvin and the chipmunks commerical where they had people doing like testimonials, but they had chipmunk voices. it was pretty funny.

that is all. bye.

that new song my celiene dion is really awesome btw ( Read more... )

i think im this familys present wrapping bitch ( Read more... )

I cant take it anymore! I HATE how she blows things out of proportion it drives me fucking crazy ( Read more... )

I DONT FUCKING BELIEVE IT!

I FUCKING PASSSSSSSED PSYCHOLOGY!!!

not only that, i completely passed it with a C!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY ITS NOT EVEN FUNNYYYYYYY

So in the middle of this night when i was getting a bottle of water from the breezeway, i turned around to walk back in the house and the door frame jumped out infront of my bad knee..causing my knee to feel as though my kneecap spun around my leg around 57483 times ( Read more... )

Yesterday, whist decorating for christmas, i went to plug in our little lightup santa and the outlet made this big spark and popped real loud ( Read more... )

i desperately need a shower. badly ( Read more... )