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i just applied to a college and i'm not sure what to think
whee :s

as it feels a too-long while since i've said it...
jerry garcia is a freaking monster on the banjo

anyone wanna help me fix some crappy poems that i wrote?

"OH MY GOSH YOU ARE REALLY DENSE!" -weston kennedy

today sucks

but yesterday something funny happened and its name was:

derek boyd: "...the whitest kid at our school"
jason douglas: "you mean blaine stubbs?"
derek boyd: (chuckling) "i didn't even have to say anything else."

:(

"i was retarded--do you remember that" -stephanie

goat chees is yumz

rip steve irwin :(

today was literally and figuratively shitty