i feel like poodoo
thanks@mom

me: "oh mel gibson was dui"
stephanie: "oh he's going to hell"

i am a lunatic

phil lesh is an absolute monster

uh... what's a good score on the new sat? :S

11 words: walker, texas ranger is the funniest show on television

it surprises me that there isn't a mainstream religion devoted to bob dylan
i'se got prollems
saw nacho libre
uh :/

:/

i had a dream last night that i caught a catfish as big as a shark
and all the roads were filled with water

i'm really tired
the other day i caught a big fish
i love stephanie
-reid

so i hit a home run in bp today
but it was with one of those rubber pitching-machine balls
but oh well cause i've never done that thing before
i wish i wasn't such an idiot all the time