I've neglected my journal for quite some time. Some things have changed since then. Mommy and I still live in this apartment but I can tell Mommy doesn't like it much. She seems sad most times. I try very hard to make her happy and most times I can do so, make her smile at least. That male hasn't been here for a long time either. I was happy about ( Read more... )

Mommy and I have been going for walks lately. I'm not sure why. I'm also not sure I like being down on the ground so far from the safety of Mommy's arms but then again there are so many good things to sniff down there. Trees, bushes, bike racks...many other dogs have been around there! Not that I like other dogs. Most of them are so overcome ( Read more... )

I've finally adjusted to this place. But it's too hot. And I don't have any grass to roll around in. And I don't like it when Mommy leaves to do that "work" thing. But I didn't like that before either. I don't have my big window anymore but there are 3 smaller windows in a row that I can see out of if I sit on the back of the big, puffy chair ( Read more... )

GAAAAAHHHHHH! What IS this place?? Why are we here??? When are we going back home??? What do you mean THIS is home now?!?! AAAAAAHHHHH!!! My feet slip on these floors! My food is in a different spot! Where's my big window I can watch squirrels out of? What are those big things that radiate heat? Are there people walking above us? What are ( Read more... )

My apologies to my minions for keeping out of touch for so long. I've had my paws full trying to deal with this male that keeps invading my home and bed! He's seriously interfering with my plans for world domination. Far too distracting! My mind is filled with ideas to get rid of him rather than my plans to rule the world. Damn him and his ( Read more... )

Hello, Minions - uh, My Friends ( Read more... )

There seems to be some question as to what Plan A was. Well, it didn't work so no one needs to know! Nor will I tell anyone about Plan B! These things must be done in stealth or I risk failure! Of course, if all plans fail there is always my back-up plan. I will woo people to me one at a time. This will take longer but it will eventually work ( Read more... )

Implemented Plan A. Did not go as planned. Moving on to Plan B.

My life is constantly being disrupted! First, the house full of people and having to share my bed! Then, I'm dragged off to some place near Chicago where strangers attempt to pet me and I'm forced to cuddle between Mommy and this person who is now her male. Then, we go home and a few days later there's another house full of people and AGAIN I'm ( Read more... )

Mommy's long disappearing acts to work are bad enough but this past weekend MY house was filled with people yet again! That Devil Woman showed up with her male. Just when I thought things couldn't get worse, another male showed up! Mommy actually expected me to share our bed with him! The Crazy Bitch who always picks me up was around for a ( Read more... )