How is it that "Log Cabin Republicans" continues to exist, while the "Jewish Nazi Youth" never really took off?

Someone's been letting the tumbleweeds out of LiveJournal! They're starting to roam around in Facebook!

Monkey.

"The press can hold its magnifying glass up to our problems and illuminate problems heretofore unseen, or it can use its magnifying glass to light ants on fire, and then host a week of shows on the sudden, unexpected dangerous-flaming-ant epidemic. If we amplify everything, we hear nothing." -Jon Stewart

Hello facebook! I have an announcement to make: "commas save lives: 'let's eat, grandma.'"

That is all.

Right. Happy Samhain. Y dia de los muertos. At Araw ng mga Patay. Wheeee!!!

Speaking of ADD... from what I can observe (having a spouse with ADD) the biggest problem with the disorder is: when you sit down in front of the computer, you don't want to get up until you have read the entire Internet.

"You don't need to have ADD to procrastinate, but it sure does help."

I seem to be far more impaired than one might expect from two standard drinks. I guess I haven't eaten that much today ( Read more... )

Dear Sir:

Regarding your comment that there would be no cooperation from the Republicans in passing any legislation for the rest of the year: if the climate of the first three months of this year in any way constitutes "cooperation," I eagerly look forward to whatever alternatives you may have to offer.

Sincerely,
Befuddled in Texas

MONKEYS!!!