gwenivere told me that darkwing_duck told msjellybean that I got caught talking to mrstevo and talking crap about star_scream. That's bullshit ( Read more... )

Some of these are very appropriate :)

I have to say there is no clearer sign that a musicians career is over then when he appears in a Burger-King commerical wearing a purple cowboy costume.

Ok so I'v been craving spaghetti for a while now and I'v finally decided to give into the craving. Since I'm physically incapable of making just a little bit I'm inviting you all over (this means you too Mari) Thursday night at 8:00. You don't need to bring anything but a bottle of wine would be nice. Let me know if you'll be here so I know how ( Read more... )

My district manager looks like Quentin Tarantino, his new secretary looks like a female version of Steve Buscemi and they play "Stuck in the middle with you" all the time at work. It's just a matter of time before someone looses an ear.

Was it really necessary to make a Christmas version of the Macarena, I mean really?

We move to New England then build a wall on the border of Pennsylvania,Ohio and West Virginia and declare ourselves an Independent nation. Then we elect Jon Stewart as President of funny. Oh and we get to keep D.C. as our capitol because Kerry won 90% of the vote there. The capitol, the place where the President lives doesn't even want Bush there ( Read more... )

In no particular order

1) The Shawshank Redemption

2)American Beauty

3)Good Will Hunting

4)Dead Poets Society

5)Rain Man

What are your top five movies?

So I go to check my email and AOL tells me I'm using an incorrect password, which is bullshit. So after trying it a few times I click on "forgot my password" then I have to type in my screen-name. I'm then told to check my email in a few minutes. Does anyone see a problem with this?

We have a Christmas tree up at work!