"let me guess, your dads name is bill" har-dee-har-har mother fucker, you're not funny

[chelsea_annie]

Oy... I think I'm going to Valdez in the morning. Dad has work to do there, but can't get a flight bc of the bad weather so he's driving. It's 7 hours away and I wouldn't feel right if he went by himself. Speaking of feeling right, I'm volunteering when I get back to Wisconsin. I want to be a Big Sister. I'm sending in the application tonight

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[daneele_darling]

I have a friend named Chelsea and her parents' names are Steve and Julie. I find that funny for an unknown reason. I think because I think of Steve Urkel and Julie...well...Julie's a funny name to me.

You'll be in Seattle in May? That is sweet, yes, I'll be in Seattle at the same time. I graduate the 7th and go home two days after, I think. And yes...it's close to Seattle...like 15 minutes close.

And speaking of Mariners...I'm SUPPOSED to be able to see a game. I'll see about getting tickets to the same one(s?) you'll be seeing.

[andrea_lubes]

smoke much crack?

[chelsea_annie]

why would you suggest such a thing

[daneele_darling]

Well...now we know how Dre takes her crack...

She smokes it.

[chelsea_annie]

heh. yeah she does

[daneele_darling]

No she inserts it in her arms. That's what all those track marks are.

She snorts X. That's why I keep having to use the tweezers on her to pull them out of her damn nose.

[chelsea_annie]

Excellent, Excellent. Well then, that settles it. Drinks anyone? Drinks? My room, shall we say, oh about, now o'clock? Alright then. Fabulous.

[daneele_darling]

...you have the hashish right?

'Cause THAT...now...we insert in our anal cavities.

[daneele_darling]

On second thought. I have a friend named Anel. She'll suffice instead.

[chelsea_annie]

hashish? my middle name is hashish

[chelsea_annie]

well then it's settled. you, dre and anel, my room, drinks.