Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

When a cat masturbates, an angel loses it's wings.

And every time a bell rings, and angel gets its wings.

Thus the reason why cats wear bells.

But how, I ask, do we get kittens back??

I know...I have not written in forever. But come on, is my life really that interesting to you? Here, this is what is going on. You decide ( Read more... )

There are times that I really hate this time of year...today is one of those days ( Read more... )

On Friday, November 18th at about 12p Mountain Time, Caitlyn Rose was brought into this wonderful world weighing in at 7lbs and 19in long. YEAH!! Mom, Dad and Baby are doing good and went home yesterday. And on Tuesday, I will get to meet Cailyn for the first time. I am very excited, if you couldn't tell ( Read more... )

Life is good. I have had an awesome weekend. I went to a Teen Conference as a chaperon for the girls from my church in Hartford on Friday/Saturday. I figured it would not apply to me, since it was geared for high school age girls, but I tell you what. The messages that were presented were moving, inspiring and hit home in more ways than one. ( Read more... )

I figure, a few people have already posted this and the comments were interesting to say the least. So I am being a copycat and posting it too ( Read more... )

This has been a trying in week on all fronts...personal, work, and the life of my PC. I believe I need and RIP sign for my desk ( Read more... )

Ok, so for all of you who read on a regular basis, beware. This will be the longest lj entry ever. For those of you who are new, don't expect this going forward. I mean, I hardly write at all ( Read more... )

OK...so let's start with the fact I don't like guns and was glad when my father's left the house. But yet, tomorrow I will be shooting people. Granted I will be doing so with paint, but still, the point is there ( Read more... )

I think I need to seriously pursue the house/condo hunting with Missi now. There is just so much of my mother I can handle and she is definitely wearing on my nerves. My father was always the buffer between us to, and now that he has passed, it is just us, all arms barred ( Read more... )