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My head fucking feels like yuck. Green tea tastes like shit when its cooled down, and Monto-Lyptus Cough Drops do not go well with Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Miniatures or Chocolate cake.

My tea fucking cooled off again. Fuck a hooker with a treebranch

*sneezes on the cat* Fucker.

I'm going to do some advertising. For those of you on my friend's list that work in customer service, I believe very much that this community could be theraputic: customers_suck
As could this one: co_workers_suck

I've had only hot things to eat today. and drink. But I vow here and now to revenge my current suffering on Miss Swiss Hot Chocolate Mix Lady. That bitch could at least throw some marshmallows into my fucking coffee cup. Lighten up my day. Stupid Chocolate-covered Trollop ( Read more... )

I fucking am. I'm sick. Oh, I'm going ot be just charming at work, sneezing, coughing and sniffling ( Read more... )

I think I might be getting sick. Which would piss me off. I cannot enjoy a vacation whilst sick. Well, I can. But those I'll be with might not enjoy my sick very much.

Christ Alive, I need to get laid.

I am such a flirt.

Monster Kitty777: I survive off of iced tea and buffalo wings
Ryan: hah
Ryan: girl after the average southern guy's heart :P
Monster Kitty777: too bad you're not the average southern guy
Ryan: hah
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Monster Kitty777: and I'm not AFTER anyone's heart
Monster Kitty777: they give them to me willingly

Hmm. I think I'd very much like to see "La Vita Nuova". But perhaps I should read it first. 14th century writing, though difficult to trod through, is very much to my liking. Mmmmyes. On a fairly related subject, I believe I'd be willing to saw off someone's arm for the "Hannibal" soundtrack. If the soundtrack contains that one song from La Vita ( Read more... )

Had a dream that I made $30 in tips last night. *laaaaaaaaugh*. I also dreamt that I updated my lj, but I don't remember what I was saying.