after spending the day engrossed in past tales of mine own brilliance. i have in fact only reconfirmed that i am in fact the second coming.
see you in the year 4000 for my come back tour bitches.
i'm going to the starbucks.

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i went to punta cana and all i got was this lousy rash and fever and stomach ailment.
don't go on tropical vacation.
EVER.

sun is for the poor.

i'm excited that i can finally take advantage of the seniors discount that the ttc offers.
since turning old just over a week ago, i've decided that it's finally time to exploit the finest plastic surgeons that third world countries have to offer.
dominican, here i come?
HELLO BOTOX.

ACCORDING TO THE ONTARIO SCIENCE CENTRE THIS IS HOW I WILL LOOK IN 50 YEARS.
i am pleased that i am not going to get any wrinkles or grey hairs...i am however, dissapointed that the lower half of my face will somehow contract a nasty case of elephantitis.

thank god for the miracle of a good eye cream?


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i am going to be the next mayor of awesomeville.
i've always known that i have a penchant for political matters.
like mayorial things.
and budgeting.
i love that shit.
almost as much as i love shitty quizzes like these.

Your #1 Match: ENFP

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HOLY SHIT!

I JUST REALISED THAT THIS DUDE IS MY FRIEND ON MYSPACE!
HE IS SO RAD!!


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