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Greg was wearing my dress. He has quite the figure. He was wearing it and at that moment his mom walked in. It kicked ass.

Cassido is my favorite comedo. He came up with the practice of adding an 'o' on to nouns. For instance, if I called you a dumbido, then I'd totally win over everybody. It totally kicks ass. It should be used more.

We were just discussing my dick. Its apparently pretty big. Thats what people say. I better wrap this entry up, its almost time for my next one.

Erin wears some bling bling in her ears. Its like ice, yo. Shes freezin up in heeyah. The Hizzie. I think if I touched her my skin would freeze. Shes so mod.

Erin was talking about the tire swing she was on earlier. It hurt her arm. Those things can be dangerous. I don't know if we should have them in kids' playgrounds. I should find an activist group to take care of this.

Yeah, diets, Greg is a veggie. I don't know, I just really like meat. Its probably bad for me, but it tastes really good. Greg says he fucked a banana peel, but he was joking. This house is fun. I live here now.

I smell kinda bad, and I'm not sure if I should shower or not. I don't have any other clothes here is the thing. I'm confused. Any ideas?

Cassidy doesn't like it when I sing. He broke more of my stuff because of me singing. I don' t know about all that.

I make jokes. Jokes and Jokes and Jokes and Jokes. Sometimes I think my jokes hurt people. I don't care though. Maybe that means theres something wrong with me. I don't know. :(:(:(:(