TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey ( Read more... )

you know what i got for a day late Easter present?

a dead grandfather

... i went to the bar tonight and saw my english teacher. he asked me how my paper was going. the bartender asked if i was his student. he said no. thank god.

So I just got back about an hour or so ago from Kenny's House. My weekend was on the eventful side.

Thursday was St. Patty's Day so the House had a big party, and even had a band. I'm surprised they didn't get busted. Turned out I was Moore's girlfriend most of the night to get this one girl to get away from him. Then towards the end of the ( Read more... )

ATTENTION: Your help is desperately needed. Who you are does not matter.

For the last 3 Thursdays we have been having theme parties. We're running out of ideas and i need YOUR help.

So far we've had:

Golf Pro's and Tennis Hoes

80's Night

Pajama Party

-We still have in line for us:

CEO's and Office Hoes

Superheroes

Cowboys and Indians

Ken and ( Read more... )

I'm home!!!

1. What did you do in 2004 that you'd never done before? have a threesome ( Read more... )

tell me 3 things about you
and 3 things about me
and then ask me a question

I kicked some girl's ass the other night.

So Saturday night I was at Pi Lamb and these 2 girls came in around 2 a.m. One girl had some balloon's and a mask (I don't know why the mask), but it was her birthday. So we were getting ready to play girls on guys strip flip cup. And the one girl was like "I don't want to strip, I don't want to play." ( Read more... )

Fuck all you LJ users that like to throw shit around.

Fuck all you Myspace users that like to post pictures of myspace people.

I'm glad I'm moving to Alaska, you know I thought moving to Philly would be hard, but after this you can all go fuck yourselves.

Love always,

kelley.

If you and I were alone in my room right now, what would we be doing?