1987's Withboard happened when The Excorcist, Sixteen Candles, and Whitesnake's music video "Here I Go Again" got high and decided to have a retarded baby.

Tawny Kitaen VS Linda Blair


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So I ran into an aquaintence today, you know someone you don't know very well but it would still be weird if you didn't stop to say "hello." It goes like this ( Read more... )

Jenifer by Dario Argento

This movie does not have a tag-line but if it did, it would be
“A mouth’s a mouth”

Genre: Horror

Plot: So this nimwit cop rescues this girl(and by girl I mean mutant), Jenifer (but I’ll call her Jen-ocide) who happens to be what Howard Stern would classify as a but-erface. So she eats his cat and asian neighbor, and ( Read more... )

This guy had a license plate that read DEAF.... Curiosity got the best of me so of course I beeped.... He looked!

!Gauges are GAY(ges)

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Madonna, meet Coachella. Coachella, meet Madonna. Has a nice Uma/Oprah ring to it, don't it?

Her Highness will rock the "Dance Tent" on the Indio, California fest's second day, and it won't be just another chintzy DJ/vocal set. We're talking a full-on extravaganza with dancers, costumes, lights, unicorns, spaceships, and rainbows (unicorns, ( Read more... )

I'm going to read you guys an excerpt from my inbox section of my mobile device ( Read more... )

I. I WANT TO LIVE IN VENICE
   A. I MET A GYPSY YESTERDAY
     1. She rollered up to me like an angel with dreadlocks
   2 . She told me I was cool
     3. She lived in her VW van.
   A. SANTA CLAUSE VACATIONS HERE
     1. A mini-cooper sized woman was being pulled around in her
     wheel chair ( Read more... )