HIMYM fic: which for several reasons we won't mention (Ted/Wife, Barney)

May 06, 2009 20:08

title: which for several reasons we won't mention
fandom: How I Met Your Mother
pairing/characters: Ted/Wife, Barney, Ted
rating: PG
word count: ~1200
summary: A little gen story about how Ted really met Barney. Based on this prompt at comment_fic.

Barney was a suited-up man long before he met Ted. )

type: gen, length: 1k-2.5k, tv: how i met your mother, rating: all audiences

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idioticonion May 6 2009, 18:58:27 UTC
Hehe. Ted SO wants Barney really. Hence:

"Skin is salty," Barney said, and licked the side of Ted's face before quickly pouring a tequila shot down his throat.
"That is disgusting, man," Ted said, wiping his face with someone's discarded shirt.
The memory gives Ted shivers.

Oh yes.

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dreamsofspike May 6 2009, 19:13:46 UTC
hehehehe.... love that :) i was hoping someone would pick up that prompt :) and i love drunk!barney... very well done, love :)

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cherryroad May 9 2009, 17:41:00 UTC
Thank you! :D I'm glad you enjoyed this.

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Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk idioticonion May 6 2009, 19:20:24 UTC
Forgot to say

"And then there's those other things...
... which for several reasons we won't mention!"

Rufus Wainwright baby!

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Re: Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk cherryroad May 7 2009, 11:59:57 UTC
I really don't know why that song just hit me when I was looking for a title, since I don't really listen to Rufus Wainwright that much, LOL.

Thanks for commenting! (both times ;))

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1angelette May 6 2009, 20:21:38 UTC
Oh, god, the part with the Neisteicze... er, uh, the "God is dead" reference... AWESOMEAWESOMEAWESOME! A pretty amusing oneshot.

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cherryroad May 7 2009, 12:00:22 UTC
I'm glad it was amusing! That's all I was hoping for really. Thanks for commenting!

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lilithisbitter May 6 2009, 21:45:49 UTC
Heh... such a smart wife she is... not to mention... you fulfilled my NPH licking people's faces fetish. That was the second hottest part of the Marshall/Lily/Barney threesome next to the Marshall/Barney kiss was Barney licking the side of Lily's face. Not my fault Mr. Harris's tongue is particular hot.

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cherryroad May 9 2009, 17:39:20 UTC
Am I a bad fan for not remembering the licking? There's a... vague memory of it somewhere in the back of my mind. Okay, I just watched it again and now I want to be kissed by NPH. Anyway, I'm glad you liked this! Thanks for your comment. :)

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