Comments | cherrysgonwron: erin, you should be excited too

cherrysgonwron

erin, you should be excited too

Jan 04, 2006 18:56

I had a really great horoscope today. So great, in fact, i thought i would share:

There's no delicate way to say this, so please stop reading and come back next week if you're offended by graphic references to pleasure. According to my analysis of the long-term astrological omens, you're on tap to experience more orgasms in 2006 than you have in ( Read more... )

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ketchonade January 4 2006, 17:12:24 UTC

Whoa, that's totally my horoscope, too. Erica. We are so scandalous.

cherrysgonwron January 4 2006, 18:52:54 UTC

We most definitely are. 2006 sounds pretty great for us, if i do say so myself

abreacts January 4 2006, 18:30:05 UTC

what about aquarius ?

cherrysgonwron January 4 2006, 18:51:32 UTC

Every person you know has a different idea about who you are, and none of those notions is exactly the same as the image you have of yourself. In other words, there are hundreds of unauthorized versions of you in addition to the one you believe in. Usually you dont have much power to control this, but that could change in 2006. More than at any other previous time you'll have a knack for bringing public opinion into alignment with your own picture of yourself. Your reputation may even come to closely resemble the person you really are.

abreacts January 4 2006, 19:03:28 UTC

where do you get this ?

cherrysgonwron January 5 2006, 08:32:08 UTC

from the city paper

littlemissgrace January 4 2006, 18:49:25 UTC

Hey, I want to know about VIRGOS.

cherrysgonwron January 4 2006, 18:56:54 UTC

In 2006, you will have greatest success if you approach every experience as a student. Your ability to experience happiness will expand if you reignite your love of learning and become perpetually ablaze with curiousity. You know that old expression, "When the student is ready, the teacher will appear"? I suggest you make yourself ready, because a crucial teacher is or will soon be in your vicinity. Here's another key piece of advice, courtesy of J. Bronowski: "It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot irreverence to their studies; they are not here to worship what is known, but to question it."

club218 January 4 2006, 21:17:39 UTC

tell me about leos.

cherrysgonwron January 5 2006, 08:34:26 UTC

Recently someone asked me, "What do you look for in an ally, Rob?" Here's what I said: "I favor people who take responsibility for their unripe qualities and don't spew their undigested angst on me when they're feeling low." I think this approach should become a priority for you, Leo. In 2006, you will have striking opportunities to upgrade your relationship to relationships. One of the best ways to do that is to give special preference to connections with emotionally intelligent people who work hard to transmute their own darkness.

chipsncheese January 4 2006, 21:27:55 UTC

Sagiwhatever I am!

nikki shoots birds cherrysgonwron January 5 2006, 08:34:53 UTC

A few weeks ago a group of people in the Netherlands reserved a large hall in hopes of breaking the world record for falling dominoes. Their goal was to set up and then topple 4,321,000 of the rectangular black tiles. While they were working, a sparrow flew in an open window and accidentally knocked over 23,000 pieces. It was only a temporary setback, however. The record-seekers restored the prematurely fallen pieces and ultimately achieved their goal. I predict that this vignette will have a metaphorical similarity to your destiny in 2006. If you assign yourself an epic yet fun goal (which I hope you will), you'll probably experience an unforeseen interruption, but will prevail in the end. (P.S. Don't do anything like what the Dutch people did, which was shoot the bird.)