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so there are a lot more pictures than last year, but thats only because this year was better.
2006 as a whole was a huge success, even though i had less orgasms than predicted.

( long hair, don't care )

as i'm SURE you gathered from the subject line this is all about fashion do's and don't's. in other words the no-no's and the go-go's that were spotted this past weekend. expect to see these pics in all the most prestigious fashion magazines: vogue, vanity fair, W, and better homes and gardens. good thing you're on the inside and get special pre- ( Read more... )

maybe a lot becomes hilarious after the 5th hour of a car trip
or maybe its just me
or maybe mad libs really are just quality entertainment.
regardless, these made my stomach hurt from laughter
and maybe you'll appreciate them too.

A Letter of ComplaintDear Sir or toenail ( Read more... )

To those who have not been informed, my room has been invaded by lady bugs.
By myself I cannot possibly provide for all of these ladybugs.
What can you do to help you ask?

SPONSOR A LADYBUG!

Our love stops the pain...
Some sleep in abandoned buildings, rundown hotels or on the dark and dangerous streets. No ladybug should have to endure this kind of ( Read more... )

I had a really great horoscope today. So great, in fact, i thought i would share:

There's no delicate way to say this, so please stop reading and come back next week if you're offended by graphic references to pleasure. According to my analysis of the long-term astrological omens, you're on tap to experience more orgasms in 2006 than you have in ( Read more... )

My life has no meaning anymore ( Read more... )

some things just cant be taught.
like coloring for example.
erin is the worst colorer EVER in the history of coloring.
( proof! )