Comments | cheslamic14: Dear Philip seymore hoffman (copied from myspace)

cheslamic14

Dear Philip seymore hoffman (copied from myspace)

Apr 23, 2006 22:36

please stop taking roles in movies that involve the work of Tom Cruise. First off, he's one cashew short of being a nut job. Secondly, he gives 1/3 of his paycheck to scientology (could it be? a religion more greedy than Catholicism! free at last!). However, i'm going to have to say the most important factor for my decision would be his awful ( Read more... )

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girlcalledwanda April 24 2006, 04:53:31 UTC

f'ing hillarious. keep it coming, you psycho. y'know, fuck race-- this is what lj is allllll about.

...i'm suprised we've never discussed the sheer hillarity of phillip seymore hoffman. i feel like even before you knew he existed, you were harrassing your peers with uncanny portraits of him on loose leaf paper... that would have been before you shifted to the "liz's boyfriends" series.

anyway, he's probably the uncle of sthawn who saved a bus full of kids. we should rename that guy sthawn sthamsthon "saved a bus full of kids" hoffman. maybe thats going too far? should i leave the jokes to you? oh well... i'm laughing... thanks.

say what? cheslamic14 April 25 2006, 00:15:30 UTC

whoa whoa whoa, i really love Phil. he's my favorite actor by a long shot. i just imagine what an over obsessed fan might say to him and its funny. i dunno, he's a hefty redhead taking hollywood by storm and i adore it. do you think he'd rally be my BFF? i hope so.

thought now that you mention it, PSH does hold some resemblance to the beautiful fat man.

brokenxarmor April 27 2006, 00:45:44 UTC

yo, my friends met phil at an awards show they were in and they bro'd down with him for a while about upstate new york (where he's from, by the by...) i was seriously jealous. i've loved him since patch addams. yeah, remember that shit?! (and on that punctuation note, there is a combination question mark/exclamation point called the "interobang". look it up)

girlcalledwanda April 27 2006, 06:45:14 UTC

he is a great actor... he's so interesting. have you ever seen happiness? idk if you'd like it because its horrifying and creepy, but hes in that. i loved him in magnolia.

winkieluv April 29 2006, 01:48:58 UTC

i tried to post this on MySpace, but i can't log on for whatever reason..
anyway i was looking up stuff about PSH on IMDb (i have a slliiight obsession with that website) and i was very pleased to find out, and im sure you will be too if you dont already know, PSH was in the film version of one of your most favorite books!! -- the yearling! haha remember that awful book we read in P. Nards' class? about Jody and the deer.. what was its name? flag.. right?? oh! and remember the dead fly that was on the ceiling in her classroom for months and months and months? i remember we took chad's sweatshirt, or something, and threw it up in the air to knock it down..