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[chestmonster]

You're all idiots.

Potter, you're the biggest idiot of all. You bargained yourself for me? That's precisely what I did so that Draco could turn back. I gave her my consent. The reason why I'm not turning back is probably because I've signed something for this!

Besides, we don't need some bloody bargaining circle. My waiver's only supposed to last

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[shieldprincess]

Oh, Zacharias-san, are you okay? I really do hope that you can get your body back soon...and all this business with the Virgin Mary is getting me all upset, and...*frets*

Is there anything I can do? Evne if you just need a place to stay or something while you're in that...thing?

[chestmonster]

Honestly, I have no idea.

If you can, explain whatever's happening with Potter, helping the stupid git out or trying to keep my body away from other bodies would be much appreciated. I think I'm okay with a place to stay though. I have no idea where I am, but it looks like the Manor.

[shieldprincess]

Well, I think I'm too far away to actually physically help, I suppose, but I'll try to talk to Harry-san if you like. And I'm glad you've found somewhere to stay.

How...how are you feeling?

[chestmonster]

I don't think I really found it. I just woke up here. Same thing in the end, I suppose. Thank you, Orihime.

Hungry, now that you mention it.

[ex_yukimura469]

*_*

...

Can I ...poke you?

[chestmonster]

No.

I bite.

[ex_yukimura469]

I don't mind. *_*

[chestmonster]

The answer is still no.

[chocomachinegun]

Wait - what? What the heck happened? Where is Harry and how do we get him back?

And how do we get that bitch out of fandom? These latest stunts are intolerable!

[chestmonster]

Draco got turned into a girl, so I bargained with that Mary person into changing him back if I were to give myself up for twenty-four hours. Hence why I am in this body WHILE THE CHESTMONSTER IS IN MY OWN TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH EVERYTHING THAT MOVES.

From what I can gather, Potter's fainted somewhere and he's fine. Except he's in some sort of difficult situation that I can't seem to figure out.

I don't know. I'd like to.

[chocomachinegun]

... I don't think letting the chestmonster take your body was a good idea. Or did you not realize that part of the bargain until afterwards?

Somewhere? Think you can narrow that down a little?

First we fix this. Then that is next on the priority list, once the immediate crisis has been taken care of.

[chestmonster]

The bargain was to help her with her "experiments." I tried to get more out of her, but she wouldn't say anything. I figured that out afterwards.

Probably in the Manor as well, since Draco was the one who spoted him.

Instead of stating the obvious, let's actually figure out a way to actually fix it.

[fsshuuukitty]

I am so so so so so sorry for letting Mary have the chest monster. Its all my fault that this happened.

[chestmonster]

She would have done something else if it wasn't the chestmonster.

[fsshuuukitty]

Yeah... you've got a point there. Still... its partly my fault.

[chestmonster]

Don't think about it. I don't blame you.

[akutsurocksdesu]

;____;

[chestmonster]

What the hell is ";____;"?

[akutsurocksdesu]

Sadface desu! :D :D :D

[chestmonster]

... Why are you making a sad face at me?