My, my. *purrs* Wasn't this a fantastic read. Don't you agree, Harry?

IF YOU SEE MY BODY ANYWHERE NEAR YOU, RESTRAIN IT IMMEDIATELY AND CONTACT DRACO OR MYSELF AND TELL US. DON'T DO ANYTHING TO IT AND DON'T LET IT DO ANYTHING TO YOU ( Read more... )

You're all idiots.

Potter, you're the biggest idiot of all. You bargained yourself for me? That's precisely what I did so that Draco could turn back. I gave her my consent. The reason why I'm not turning back is probably because I've signed something for this!

Besides, we don't need some bloody bargaining circle. My waiver's only supposed to last ( Read more... )

THE LJ AWARDS MEME RESULTS

( The winners... )

LJ Awards Meme
Why, hello there, all you hotties. *leers* I bet you've all missed me and my fantastic skills in bed, haven't you? Well, never fear. The guy who's a beast in bed is back (after having had a great time with some brunette that I met in a pub), and he brings a meme to you all ( Read more... )

HARRY POTTER'S 17TH BIRTHDAY PARTY.Harry's currently out at St Mungos with that hottie with the damn fine laffy taffy, Draco Malfoy. Trying to, you know, fix Draco's little veela problem, but damn, Harry, at this rate you'll never get laid! Stupefying the guy you have wet dreams of every night when he tries to grind on you isn't so smart, you know ( Read more... )

"One True Pairing" ship: Harry/Draco.
"One True Threesome" ship: Harry/Draco/me. ;) Or Harry/Momo/Draco. Harry/Draco/Shishido? It's all good. That Harry/Draco/Narcissa kiss was sizzlin', too.
"Canon" ship: Me/Oishi! We should roleplay next time, Oishi baby. I'll bring the schoolgirl outfits.
"Not quite canon but should be" ship: Me/Blaise. I STILL ( Read more... )

WHO ELSE THINKS THAT DRACO MALFOY AND HARRY POTTER SHOULD SHAG?

Harry needs to get laid, and Draco has a mighty fine laffy taffy.
I am also willing to take suggestions for any other candidates for Harry's future love interest(s).

I WAS INSPIRED BY mutedmumbles'S HOT HOT FANFIC.

( NC-17 IS THE ONLY RATING WORTH MENTIONING! )

THE EXTREMELY HOT BEAST (in the sack) IS MAKING ITS GRAND ENTRANCE! After surveying the very tasty looking journalists in the fandom, I have come to a conclusion!

WHO HARRY IS HOT FOR
10. Oliver Wood hotforcaptain YOUR BOD IS HOT, EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT
09. Hitsugaya Toushiro notshirochan
08. Uesugi Tatsuha iwantryuichi
07. Blaise Zabini zabinophile
06. Schuldig eindringen
05. Ryoma Echizen princeofwriting04. Narcissa ( Read more... )