Draco, before you and Potter whomever you choose go off to shag, have you read up on safe sex? If not, I have some books that'll surely help you and you can borrow them at any time, all you need to do is ask. I'm also positive that Professor Snape has some specially made lubricants in his storage in the dungeons; I've always been fascinated by how ( Read more... )

In a recent discussion with myscytheishuge, I suppose it was as close to 'soul-searching' as I have ever been. Duo's suggestion that I stop coddling worrying about Malfoy has been stuck in my head. Whether it's a good idea or not, I don't really know. I think I need more time to think on this ( Read more... )

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Malfoy, what is this I hear about you eating magic sausage? Is it a metaphor for something? I've only been gone a few days and this? What am I going to do with you?

I thought another update was in order.

It has been hectic since I've last posted. I, Blaise Zabini, have been ranked in two lists which name the top 10 good looking individuals in this fandom. Of course, I am very flattered. I have also discussed this with 2pretty44 and have come to the conclusion that the two of us have impeccable taste. On the other hand ( Read more... )

Upon delving further into this whole Livejournal business, I have met many new people, all from outside our wizarding world, and that makes me wonder how big the world really is. Kurosaki and I even had a small conversation on the world and how people view it. Intelligent conversation! Most surprising ( Read more... )

What do we have here?