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[zabinophile]

Draco, before you and Potter whomever you choose go off to shag, have you read up on safe sex? If not, I have some books that'll surely help you and you can borrow them at any time, all you need to do is ask. I'm also positive that Professor Snape has some specially made lubricants in his storage in the dungeons; I've always been fascinated by how

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[stfupotter]

I think - ah, god - I need a demonstration, Blaise. I need you here. Now. fuck, yes, now. Please... mm.

[zabinophile]

Draco, can't it wait? I simply have too much to read and analyze and I can't be bothered by you wriggling around and turned on.

[stfupotter]

Delete that. DELETE IT NOW.

[stfumalfoy]

DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM.

[zabinophile]

Potter, I am not encouraging him. I am merely helping him along should he actually choose to go through with it.

[pansyduh]

...You can teach me safe sex anytime.

[zabinophile]

You mean you don't already know how? Pansy, I am very disappointed in you! Here, read a pamphlet.

[pansyduh]

No...Blaise, darling, I didn't mean it that way. I meant it in the flirty kind of way. Merlin.

[zabinophile]

Oh.

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What's your point?

[stfupotter]

I KNOW ABOUT SAFE SEX! You're taking this "nanny" prospect that others have of you to frightening levels, Zabini.