Yes.

I'm with HARRY SODDING POTTER.

NOW SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP ABOUT IT, YOU IMBECILES.

DESPITE MY BRILLIANT EFFORTS AT STAYING AS FAR AWAY FROM YOU MENTAL LOT AS I POSSIBLY CAN, POTTER CONTINUES ON PLACING NUMEROUS COMPYTURS AROUND ME, ALL OF WHICH HAVE PHOTOGRAPHS OF THE VIRGIN AND THE RETARDED MUGGLE ON THE SCREEN. I SUPPOSE WRITING THIS WILL BE WORTH IT IF POTTER CEASES HIS ATTEMPTS AT TORTURING ME WITH PHOTOGRAPHS OF SUCH UGLY ( Read more... )

I've concluded that muggles are completely incapable of thinking of note-worthy questions, and that you all are horrid Potter-sympathizers.

( 50 Questions That Are Completely Idiotic )

I am somewhat surprised to announce that at least one of you FILTHY AND INCOMPETENT MUGGLES have the ability to create a masterpiece of art. Quite a glorious moment, that was.

WHY THE HELL ARE ALL OF YOU MUGGLES SPELLING THINGS SO HORRIBLY? IS THIS YET ANOTHER SIDE-EFFECT OF BEING OF MUGGLE ORIGINS? I AM NOT SURPRISED.

Fine.

Why did I even bother.

Good riddance. I've done nothing that shouldn't have been expected. I don't fucking care about tearful Potter reunions -- they should be dead. God, he should have been dead. This is stupid. Bloody Gryffindors. Should just stay dead.

And if that speccy git wants to be a bloody whore, then by all means, he should go ahead. What a marvelous saviour ( Read more... )

I AM NOT A BLOODY VAMPIRE, AND DON'T ANY OF YOU DARE TO TRY AND TURN ME INTO ONE AGAIN, OR I SWEAR I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU.

I have an overwhelming urge to go bartending. In the dark.

My head is throbbing. I am so fucking thirsty, despite having drinking a large quantity of -- of something. Something wrinkly. Why was I at a wedding earlier this evening? I can't recall.

POTTER, NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU FUCKING DID! I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD JUST CAUSE A CHAIN OF UNWANTED EVENTS! THAT WAS ENTIRELY UNNECESARRY, BUT OF COURSE YOU JUST HAD TO PLAY THE HERO, DIDN'T YOU? OF COURSE YOU DID -- YOU'RE HARRY SODDING POTTER, ATTENTION-SEEKER EXTRAORDINAIRE. NOW LOOK AT THE MESS YOU'VE GOTTEN YOURSELF INTO ( Read more... )