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I've concluded that muggles are completely incapable of thinking of note-worthy questions, and that you all are horrid Potter-sympathizers.
What would happen if you were to date hott_airess?I WOULD NEVER SUCCUMB TO SUCH A LEVEL THAT I WOULD BE FORCED TO GO ON AN OUTING WITH A FILTHY MUGGLE THAT CANNOT SPELL A THING.How many people has punloving seduced?Who the bloody hell is that?pitymeplz: ninja, pirate, monkey, or robot?She's a witch.What happened the last time you and youngoverlord were hanging out together?I haven't a clue as to who that is.Would checktheserocks look better not wearing pants, or not wearing a shirt?Haven't a clue as to who that is. Clearly, they are not important enough.Did silver_seat steal the cookie from the cookie jar?This is a pointless question.Where do you think magical_trevvie is right now?Who?What is the most insightful thing you have heard pansyduh say?I've found that everything Pansy says is at least mildly insightful.What habit does nightshademiko have that you think they should give up?Why would I care about the habits of somebody that I've yet to meet?What do you find admirable about lulz4life?NOTHING.Could you take brazilian_baldy in a fight?Most likely. I am a Malfoy, afterall.When was the last time you talked to smooth_houshi?Never, I believe.What hobby do you think kailygreen should take up?I don't care.What kind of underwear does neokaidoh wear?Ew. How vile.What does leadpipeyankee think of America's involvement in Iraq?What involvement? Who the bloody hell is that?Have you ever seen bnf_daily naked?No. I don't believe I want to.What is cissa_is_divine's fantasy?THAT IS MY MOTHER.What is nara_ku_ku_ku's favorite book?Who?What would blossam_boi like to do for a living?Oh. That muggle. I can't quite bring myself to care.In what ways is stfumalfoy smarter than you?This is the most absurd question that I've ever come across.How long have you known petals_kill?I don't know who that is.Why would rough_diamonnd go to heaven but reallyfullmetal go to hell?I'm not going to bother with such trivial matters.Does extra_echizen look better with long hair?Who?Who would win in a fight between rabu_ryoma_sama and head_fangs?I'm assuming head_fangs, as apparently they have fangs on their head.Have you ever suspected the_jacksparrow of being a lifelike robot?I don't believe so. From what I've gathered, it is a muggle whore of some sort.irishhalfblood: pansy, or wuss?Both.What will be cheetospears's last words?Who?Whom is iamwazlib attracted to?I'm assuming Pansy.What is hex_you_up's favorite movie?WHAT THE HELL IS A 'MOVIE'? I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT COW.How did you meet whos_ur_otosan?I don't know who that is.Would nanyate69 be better described as a hero or a villain?This is getting quite annoying.Of raaakki and anti_eyes, who would call shotgun first?What the bloody hell is a shotgun, you imbeciles?Of mori_sempai, commonersense, and mutedmumbles, which one is most similar to golf_swing?Tch.What do you most envy about pjsofjustice?Nothing.Who would make a better window-washer, popcornlasers or buff_snellios?ISN'T THAT FIRST ONE THE MUGGLE THAT ENJOYS THE COMPANY OF HIDEOUS COCKROACHES?In what ways are you smarter than catchmyballs?In all ways.What is totallynot_kira's favorite band?Why would I care?What is otori_kyoya's religion?I don't care.What kind of book would morejewy and chocomachinegun jointly write?I don't care.What was screwdrivrsonic wearing, the last time you noticed?I don't know.How will lucious_lust die?Either a sexually transmitted disease or narcissism, I'm assuming.What kind of person would you set up with wtfitsmary?Death.What does ihatephonies spend the most time doing?I don't care.It's all tohruno_onigiri's fault, isn't it?I'd rather say it's Potter's fault.What would you most like to do with chocolatehelps?NOTHING.Is nakedratings best described as a badger, a mushroom, or a snake?I don't care.Can roxyluver8 raise the dead to perform common household tasks?I don't know.What is yourfurryfriend's sexiest feature?That's my hat, you imbecile.Is ihatecups's spoon too big?I don't quite catch the meaning.What does red_bubblehead look for in a significant other?I don't care.
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What would happen if you were to date hott_airess?I WOULD NEVER SUCCUMB TO SUCH A LEVEL THAT I WOULD BE FORCED TO GO ON AN OUTING WITH A FILTHY MUGGLE THAT CANNOT SPELL A THING.How many people has punloving seduced?Who the bloody hell is that?pitymeplz: ninja, pirate, monkey, or robot?She's a witch.What happened the last time you and youngoverlord were hanging out together?I haven't a clue as to who that is.Would checktheserocks look better not wearing pants, or not wearing a shirt?Haven't a clue as to who that is. Clearly, they are not important enough.Did silver_seat steal the cookie from the cookie jar?This is a pointless question.Where do you think magical_trevvie is right now?Who?What is the most insightful thing you have heard pansyduh say?I've found that everything Pansy says is at least mildly insightful.What habit does nightshademiko have that you think they should give up?Why would I care about the habits of somebody that I've yet to meet?What do you find admirable about lulz4life?NOTHING.Could you take brazilian_baldy in a fight?Most likely. I am a Malfoy, afterall.When was the last time you talked to smooth_houshi?Never, I believe.What hobby do you think kailygreen should take up?I don't care.What kind of underwear does neokaidoh wear?Ew. How vile.What does leadpipeyankee think of America's involvement in Iraq?What involvement? Who the bloody hell is that?Have you ever seen bnf_daily naked?No. I don't believe I want to.What is cissa_is_divine's fantasy?THAT IS MY MOTHER.What is nara_ku_ku_ku's favorite book?Who?What would blossam_boi like to do for a living?Oh. That muggle. I can't quite bring myself to care.In what ways is stfumalfoy smarter than you?This is the most absurd question that I've ever come across.How long have you known petals_kill?I don't know who that is.Why would rough_diamonnd go to heaven but reallyfullmetal go to hell?I'm not going to bother with such trivial matters.Does extra_echizen look better with long hair?Who?Who would win in a fight between rabu_ryoma_sama and head_fangs?I'm assuming head_fangs, as apparently they have fangs on their head.Have you ever suspected the_jacksparrow of being a lifelike robot?I don't believe so. From what I've gathered, it is a muggle whore of some sort.irishhalfblood: pansy, or wuss?Both.What will be cheetospears's last words?Who?Whom is iamwazlib attracted to?I'm assuming Pansy.What is hex_you_up's favorite movie?WHAT THE HELL IS A 'MOVIE'? I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT COW.How did you meet whos_ur_otosan?I don't know who that is.Would nanyate69 be better described as a hero or a villain?This is getting quite annoying.Of raaakki and anti_eyes, who would call shotgun first?What the bloody hell is a shotgun, you imbeciles?Of mori_sempai, commonersense, and mutedmumbles, which one is most similar to golf_swing?Tch.What do you most envy about pjsofjustice?Nothing.Who would make a better window-washer, popcornlasers or buff_snellios?ISN'T THAT FIRST ONE THE MUGGLE THAT ENJOYS THE COMPANY OF HIDEOUS COCKROACHES?In what ways are you smarter than catchmyballs?In all ways.What is totallynot_kira's favorite band?Why would I care?What is otori_kyoya's religion?I don't care.What kind of book would morejewy and chocomachinegun jointly write?I don't care.What was screwdrivrsonic wearing, the last time you noticed?I don't know.How will lucious_lust die?Either a sexually transmitted disease or narcissism, I'm assuming.What kind of person would you set up with wtfitsmary?Death.What does ihatephonies spend the most time doing?I don't care.It's all tohruno_onigiri's fault, isn't it?I'd rather say it's Potter's fault.What would you most like to do with chocolatehelps?NOTHING.Is nakedratings best described as a badger, a mushroom, or a snake?I don't care.Can roxyluver8 raise the dead to perform common household tasks?I don't know.What is yourfurryfriend's sexiest feature?That's my hat, you imbecile.Is ihatecups's spoon too big?I don't quite catch the meaning.What does red_bubblehead look for in a significant other?I don't care.
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