So like Momma Whitney and I were writing something but Momma Whitney ODd again and it's really hard like writing with an ODd person. Their all unconshos. Un con shus. That is SUCH a hard word omg. Anyway so I wrote something by myself. It's like short but I like it. It's about my favorite hott gorgeous person. Well besides me. I mean Sirius. With ( Read more... )

Liek omg it's been FOREVER. I no that you have missed me. Right? Right. That's hot of you, missing me like that.

So liek Momma Whitney and I are working on this THING and it is going to be so GRATE. Like cheese that's how GRATE. And also HOTT.

Like ok someone totally needs to tell those prizen people that orange is so like over. And also maybe they could like make the handcuff thingers out of something soft? Becuz that would be hot.

Ok like I had something REALLY GOOD to say becuz everyone else is always saying REALLY GOOD THINGS like "wat kind of sex do you like?" But then I went over to partay with Whitney and then we were in the bathroom (accept this time, like, I didn't have to pee it was becuz I ate a LOT of, like, food, you know, and I didn't want to keep POYZUN in me ( Read more... )

Okay, like, whoever is doing this? Is so not hot. Okay?Aneeways like I was hearing this thing about tennis and like my ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-boyfriend was like a FAMUS tennis player and so I went to go see if I still could do the thingy that waitress's also do when you make it go over and then I saw two other people their and they were, like, ( Read more... )

I think, like, everyone's been two shy too ask but I think everyone should have my ottograff. Autograff? Oh right. Ottograph.


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How hot am I? Like, so hot, right? I know. Oh, my god, I love those pictures.

So, like, hello.