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[stfupotter]

I have an overwhelming urge to go bartending. In the dark.

My head is throbbing. I am so fucking thirsty, despite having drinking a large quantity of -- of something. Something wrinkly. Why was I at a wedding earlier this evening? I can't recall.

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[bakaviper_killa]

O.O

[stfupotter]

Why, isn't it -- Mumu, correct?

You have a lovely looking neck.

[bakaviper_killa]

NO, IT'S MOMO.

You! Stay away from my neck!

[stfupotter]

I'm quite partial to the name 'Mumu'. I think it fits you.

Why would I do that? It looks positively ravishing.

[bite_fetish]

Hello my tasty little minon.

[stfupotter]

I do not follow others. I follow myself.

I am bloody thirsty.

[bite_fetish]

Of course you do.

I do, however, suggest you find something to satisfy your need for a little while.

[stfupotter]

I suppose I should. I wonder where Potter is.

[stfumalfoy]

...Were you bitten anywhere lately?

[stfupotter]

Excluding when I had sex with Zacharias?

[stfumalfoy]

...

No, including that. He was bitten by a vampire. So if he - bit you when you were - you're probably a vampire?

[stfupotter]

Perhaps.

Care to find out? Your neck looks absolutely ravishing, Potter.

[golf_swing]

You drank something wrinkly?

[stfupotter]

Apparently so.

I can sincerely say that wouldn't mind tasting more. I'd rather it feel smooth against my lips, however.

I am really fucking thirsty. Who are you?

[golf_swing]

Yagyuu. I met you with Momo when you were pregnant.

Ah. You mean that old man. I see.

[stfupotter]

Care to meet up once more for old times' sake, then?

Possibly.

[notmalfoy]

... Did I do that?

But I'm not even a vampire.

[stfupotter]

If by that you mean did you make me lust for you even more, then clearly.

No. But you do have a wonderful-looking neck, Zacharias. Perhaps I can be the one to bite you this time?

[notmalfoy]

Draco, you flatter me.

Mmm, if you insist. You'll have to come over here though.

[stfupotter]

Tempting.

I will, then.