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[stfupotter]

WHY THE HELL ARE ALL OF YOU MUGGLES SPELLING THINGS SO HORRIBLY? IS THIS YET ANOTHER SIDE-EFFECT OF BEING OF MUGGLE ORIGINS? I AM NOT SURPRISED.

Comments

[stfumalfoy]

It's Talk Like a Pirate Day!

[stfupotter]

WHAT ARE YOU GOING ON ABOUT, POTTER? WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

[stfumalfoy]

...IT'S WHY THEY'RE SPELLING THINGS HORRIBLY!

[stfupotter]

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS 'TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY', YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER IMBECILE.

[slobberymongrel]

You know, you're a bit like a southern belle, Malfoy. By which I mean very loud, spoiled, stupid and probably going to marry your brother.

[petit_shinigami]

Draco-san is going to marry his brother? o_______o

[slobberymongrel]

I would say most likely. That or some pond scum. The pond scum would have to lower its standards a wee bit, though.

[petit_shinigami]

I didn't know Draco-san had a brother!

And what about Harry-san? D:

[hex_you_up]

It's Talk Like a Pirate Day, Drakie-poo. Try actually paying attention to what's going on around you for once, it's shocking the kind of useful information you can learn.

[pansyduh]

THIS IS WHY WE ARE CLEARLY MUCH BETTER THAN THEM. THEY CAN'T EVEN SPELL RIGHT, DRACO.