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[stfupotter]

POTTER, NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU FUCKING DID! I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD JUST CAUSE A CHAIN OF UNWANTED EVENTS! THAT WAS ENTIRELY UNNECESARRY, BUT OF COURSE YOU JUST HAD TO PLAY THE HERO, DIDN'T YOU? OF COURSE YOU DID -- YOU'RE HARRY SODDING POTTER, ATTENTION-SEEKER EXTRAORDINAIRE. NOW LOOK AT THE MESS YOU'VE GOTTEN YOURSELF INTO

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[stfumalfoy]

I WAS TRYING TO HELP YOUR FUCKING FRIEND, WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING AT ME?

[stfupotter]

BY OFFERING YOURSELF TO THE VIRGIN?! YOU KNOW THAT NOTHING SHE DOES IS HARMLESS, POTTER. IF SHE WANTED SHOULD COULD HAVE FORCED YOU INTO KILLING THE ENTIRE WIZARDING POPULATION OR SOME RUBBISH LIKE THAT! DID YOU KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU WERE GETTING INTO? YOU DIDN'T, DID YOU? YOU JUST JUMPED RIGHT IN AND NOW YOU'RE ARRANGED TO MARRY A GOD DAMN MUGGLE DRAWING!

[stfumalfoy]

WHAT OTHER OPTION DID WE HAVE?!

Not knowing what I'm getting into and jumping right in is what I've been doing for years now. Or rather. I'm usually thrown right in.

[stfupotter]

YOU COULD HAVE HELPED RESTRAIN ZACHARIAS'S BODY! HE TRIED TO JUMP ME!

WAY TO STATE THE OBVIOUS, SCARHEAD. DON'T YOU THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME TO GET OUT OF THAT LITTLE GRYFFINDOR SECTION OF YOUR MIND AND ACTUALLY LEARN TO GO ABOUT THINGS LIKE AN ACTUAL THINKING PERSON WOULD?

[bite_fetish]

You seem a little tense. I can help you relax a bit.

[stfupotter]

FUCK OFF.

[bite_fetish]

I think not, little one.

[stfupotter]

HOW DARE YOU? I AM MOST CERTAINLY NOT LITTLE IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM!