Uh...apparently the guy who puked on me broke up with his boyfriend, and now wants me to go on vacation with him ( Read more... )

...I second/third/hundred the sentiment of THANK GOD I DID NOT GO TO THAT DAMN PARTY.

I had to go help some friends out with a lovers' spat. One of them got drunk in order to forget everything, and while it did help momentarily in the morning I got puked on.

Still, rather it be a hangover than, you know, morning sickness. Have fun with that,

I think the drabble thing is going to turn into a meme, so:

Hit me with a prompt [not literally hit] and I'll give you a few sentences. PREPARE FOR CRAP GREATNESS!!!

NOT that I've been reading anyone's confessions or anything, but DAMN.

I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE ALL IN DENIAL myself excluded I ALWAYS KNEW!!!

now if only stfupotter could go and do some confessing...

I GIVE UP.

If I say I don't like honestlyharry then I DO like her. If I do like her then...I DO LIKE HER.

Hmm..

ALRIGHT, FINE. I'LL DO WHAT I MUST.

I already like someone, alright? Leave me and her alone. 'Sides, honestlyharry seems to be having a darn good time by herself. Not that I'm implyin' anything or whatever. Just. So you all know.

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what's this about stfupotter ( Read more... )

Really makes you want to go out and buy some sausages, doesn't it?

I died in the Dungeon of Stfupotter

I was killed in a dusty tunnel by 1 Level Meaner the troll, whilst carrying...

the Sword of Chestmonster, the Sword of Chocolatehelps, a Figurine of Divsixpwns, the Armour of Solar Hands, the Shield of the Jacksparrow, the Axe of 2yrs Experience, the Sword of Obey Or I Shoot, the Crown of Cissa Is Divine, the ( Read more... )

Tagged by stfupotter, who apparently wants me to threesome with him and stfumalfoy.

I AM: only the coolest scyther who ever did scythe a scythe.
I WANT: stfupotter and stfumalfoy to have babies.
I WISH: that stfupotter and stfumalfoy would realize that they're hot for each other ( Read more... )

Damn, my sycthe is huge.

It pwnz you.