I just want to help my friends. And I can't. I don't know how. I don't think it's possible.

I know I wouldn't find an answer by researching or doing Arithmancy problems, which is problematic, because that's all I'm good at.

This has to be the most horrible feeling in the world.

I'm bored. So I'm taking drabble requests.

[filtered from Voldemort]

Ginny's pointed out that apparently Voldemort is kept happy -- and harmless -- by waffles and pictures of puppies. Perhaps if we supplied him with waffles and pictures of puppies, we can decrease the likelihood of an attack?

Crookshanks is acting strange. I hope he's not sick.

Also, Voldemort has gone completely insane.

I think that's all that's been going on. I've so much work.

Oh, dear, Crookshanks is meowing again.

MALFOY JUST.
JUST.
TOLD ME I WAS HOT.

I don't suppose Mary could be wrong, could she?

'cause, I mean, mother of Christ and all that...

But.

I am not Malfoy's mother. This is impossible. Entirely impossible.

Having a vagina isn't a bad thing.

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Does THIS make sense to anyone else?

Because it doesn't make sense to me.

I am human. I am not a boggart. That is possibly the most absurd thing I have ever heard.

Also, she quotes Voldemort. VOLDEMORT.

What.

Dear gods.