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zabinophile

ahem

Jul 06, 2006 17:32

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Malfoy, what is this I hear about you eating magic sausage? Is it a metaphor for something? I've only been gone a few days and this? What am I going to do with you?

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myscytheishuge July 6 2006, 21:46:39 UTC

What am I going to do with you?

Punish him, of course.

zabinophile July 6 2006, 21:54:18 UTC

It was a hypothetical question but thank you for your input, nonetheless.

myscytheishuge July 6 2006, 21:55:07 UTC

You're welcome. Personally, I think he should be thanking the magic weiner.

zabinophile July 6 2006, 21:59:48 UTC

Seeing as I missed the majority of the party, would you explain to me what happened and why he ate a, er, magic weiner?

myscytheishuge July 6 2006, 22:00:40 UTC

I missed most of it, too, but apparently it was just because Harry told him not to. Oh. And because the weiner-giver is apparently his father. Just fyi.

zabinophile July 6 2006, 22:43:56 UTC

...what is going on? Lucius Malfoy is in Azkaban, there was no way he could have gone to Japan. And Potter told him not to - oh, for Christ's sake.

Well, thank you for your help, Mr...?

myscytheishuge July 6 2006, 22:44:56 UTC

Magic sausages can be very complicated. I understand your confusion.

Maxwell. Call me Duo.

zabinophile July 6 2006, 22:47:59 UTC

I don't really care about the magical sausages, I was more concerned over why Malfoy ate them. But if Potter told him not to, then it makes perfect sense.

Very well, Duo. I'm Blaise Zabini. Nice to meet you.

myscytheishuge July 6 2006, 22:48:57 UTC

Uh, yeah, perfect sense is exactly what I call it.

Back at you - we've already gone through this.

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DID YOU EAT A SAUSAGE TOO.

zabinophile July 6 2006, 22:54:57 UTC

Well, good to know we're on the same wavelength.

No. I merely just forgot we had exchanged pleasantries before.

myscytheishuge July 6 2006, 22:56:30 UTC

Yeah. Right.

Hmmm. Are you sure? That mystery person that you like didn't tell you not to eat one, did they?

zabinophile July 6 2006, 22:58:53 UTC

Positive. No, he did not tell me to eat one. And even if he did, I have enough common sense to know not to.

myscytheishuge July 6 2006, 22:59:34 UTC

SO IT'S A HE. Hmm. Well THAT narrows it down to, er, almost everyone.

zabinophile July 6 2006, 23:00:00 UTC

Pardon me, but is it really any of your business?

myscytheishuge July 6 2006, 23:01:54 UTC

If it was, it would definitely take the fun out of it.

zabinophile July 6 2006, 23:07:04 UTC

So you go around and bother people?

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