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chestmonster

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Jul 04, 2006 18:12

WHO ELSE THINKS THAT DRACO MALFOY AND HARRY POTTER SHOULD SHAG?

Harry needs to get laid, and Draco has a mighty fine laffy taffy.
I am also willing to take suggestions for any other candidates for Harry's future love interest(s).

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eveofdestructn July 5 2006, 01:15:40 UTC

Yes. Yesyesyesyes. If it wasn't for the fact that there's already an Angel of Light, Draco would be it. Harry needs to indulge in some of the guilty pleasures of life (and I would know).

cmon_trust_me July 5 2006, 08:40:36 UTC

Damn straight Evey!

princeofwriting July 5 2006, 01:15:48 UTC

You should start perving on hanamura. See how she likes it.

chestmonster July 5 2006, 01:17:04 UTC

Sounds like a plan! ;9 *purrs*

chestmonster July 5 2006, 01:51:38 UTC

Wait. What'll you give me? *leeeeers*

princeofwriting July 5 2006, 02:01:06 UTC

What do you mean, what'll I give you? I just gave a suggestion, isn't that enough?

stfumalfoy July 5 2006, 01:16:46 UTC

...I hate you. You're going on my list of people I hate. Along with VOLDEMORT and WORMTAIL.

And you're part of myself, too. WHAT THE HELL.

AND SHUT UP I DO NOT NEED FUTURE LOVE INTERESTS.

chestmonster July 5 2006, 01:19:48 UTC

I DON'T THINK IT'S HEALTHY FOR YOU TO HATE YOURSELF, HARRY. YOU SHOULD GET A THERAPIST.

*leers* So you plan on the relationship to be long-term? I see. I can handle that.

stfumalfoy July 5 2006, 01:26:44 UTC

IT DEFINITELY ISN'T HEALTHY SO PLEASE STOP DOING THINGS LIKE THAT!

...WHAT RELATIONSHIP?!

chestmonster July 5 2006, 01:57:59 UTC

SEXUALITY IS HEALTHY HARRY YOU SHOULD EMBRACE IT.

AND YOU SHOULD START BY EMBRACING DRACO'S COCK. ;)

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myscytheishuge July 5 2006, 01:17:39 UTC

SHAKE THAT LAFFY TAFFY, DRACO!!!

Their babies would be so hot.

chestmonster July 5 2006, 01:52:55 UTC

HE SHAKES IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE.

Too bad Draco would probably gain 50lbs subsequent to the birth. But Harry would still hit it, wouldn't you, Harry? *purrs*

myscytheishuge July 5 2006, 12:51:13 UTC

HARRY LIKES THE WAY HE MOOOVES.

...preggie Draco is probably right up his alley. Did you see his crossdressing!Draco icon? Uhhuh. Yeah.

iwantryuichi July 5 2006, 01:19:11 UTC

You know, I always supported the two of them when I read the books.

I think Mr. Potter would also be well-suited with Ron Weasley. Or better yet, Zacharias Smith (to match the whole hated snarky blond theme).

myscytheishuge July 5 2006, 01:25:23 UTC

OOH THEY WOULD HAVE HOT BABIES TOO!

Hm. Maybe I should stop stalking Draco and move on to Zacharias. But Draco would miss me so much! Aww. Must stay.

iwantryuichi July 5 2006, 01:29:42 UTC

You could always stalk both. ^^

myscytheishuge July 5 2006, 12:53:32 UTC

...

That is so true. They'll have to thank you for that idea! TA!

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