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[chestmonster]

WHO ELSE THINKS THAT DRACO MALFOY AND HARRY POTTER SHOULD SHAG?

Harry needs to get laid, and Draco has a mighty fine laffy taffy.
I am also willing to take suggestions for any other candidates for Harry's future love interest(s).

Comments

[counterfeit_art]

WHO DOESN'T THINK THEY SHOULD IS A BETTER QUESTION. *nod nod*

[chestmonster]

IT'S OKAY, LOVELY. *leers* You don't have to be jealous. I'm sure Harry would be willing to give you a helping hand with some of your ... issues.

[counterfeit_art]

Jealous? Of What? What issues? You have lost me already.

[chestmonster]

Want a handjob?

[pansyduh]

Well, I like the idea, but I think we should stop hassling them so much. They will do what they think is right.

[chestmonster]

Hey, I control Harry's sexuality. IT AIN'T HEALTHY FOR HIM TO REPRESS IT SO MUCH. ALL HARRY REALLY WANTS TO DO RIGHT NOW IS SPANK HIM FOR BEING SO STUBBORN.

[pansyduh]

And for that, I feel very sorry for Potter. It must be hard having you as his sexuality.

[stfumalfoy]

IT IS.

Save me, Pansy.

[gekidasadaze]

Might I suggest pretteh_fuku?

[chestmonster]

I'll add him to my to-do list!

... Mind if I do you as a side dish? *leers*

[gekidasadaze]

Yeah. Yeah I mind.

[chestmonster]

C'mon. I bet you taste mighty fine. ;) *purrs* You need to loosen up, lovely.

[chocolatehelps]

I think, perhaps, that Harry and Mr. Malfoy should be able to decide this for themselves.

[chestmonster]

I AM PART OF HARRY, SO!!! I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT HARRY WOULD MOST DEF. SPANK THAT MONKEY.

[chocolatehelps]

Yes, but he, being the brain aspect of this...being, is the one who actually makes the decision whether to do anything about it.

[otori_kyoya]

... I think I may be too virginal for this post.

[ikyuunyuukon]

I'd have to second that.