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Jul 31, 2006 12:07

HARRY POTTER'S 17TH BIRTHDAY PARTY.Harry's currently out at St Mungos with that hottie with the damn fine laffy taffy, Draco Malfoy. Trying to, you know, fix Draco's little veela problem, but damn, Harry, at this rate you'll never get laid! Stupefying the guy you have wet dreams of every night when he tries to grind on you isn't so smart, you know ( Read more... )

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In the Entryway stfumalfoy July 31 2006, 19:18:17 UTC

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Shit. Malfoy's going to kill me.

Re: In the Entryway stfupotter July 31 2006, 19:23:06 UTC

POTTER, MOVE YOUR ARSE OUT OF THE WAY, YOU IMBECILE, AND LET ME GET INSIDE. YOU'RE CONTAMINATING THE MANOR WITH YOUR PRESENCE.

Re: In the Entryway stfumalfoy July 31 2006, 19:27:49 UTC

Er. Are you sure you want to come in? Maybe we should stay outside.

Re: In the Entryway stfupotter July 31 2006, 19:30:55 UTC

STOP BEING SUCH AN IDIOT! I DON'T WANT TO BE AROUND YOU ANY LONGER! THIS IS ALL OF YOUR FAULT, YOU KNOW, POTTER. I HATE YOU. NOW MOVE BEFORE I HEX YOU.

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In Draco's bedroom! bakaviper_killa July 31 2006, 19:34:53 UTC

*stands in the entryway of one of the rooms*

Nani? ... The baby must still be here. Hah, they thought they could fool me! *looks around, suddenly seeing the name 'DRACO' on the wall* ... Draco's room! Oh, sugoi!

Re: In Draco's bedroom! chestmonster July 31 2006, 19:38:22 UTC

*crawls right behind Momo* ... HI there, little boy. *leers*

Re: In Draco's bedroom! bakaviper_killa July 31 2006, 19:43:59 UTC

*jumps and runs to hide behind a freshly polished cradle* What the hell are you?!

Re: In Draco's bedroom! chestmonster July 31 2006, 19:48:20 UTC

I'm the guy who'll show you a great time in bed, baby. *purrs*

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Main Banquet Hall. patil_beauty July 31 2006, 20:57:15 UTC

*walks up and down the tables fill with drinks, but frowns*

No firewhiskey? What the hell kind of party is this? Hm. *settles for pumpkin juice, but just waits with her cup for the person she was..supposed to be here with* Don't even like pumpkin juice all that much..

Re: Main Banquet Hall. stfupotter July 31 2006, 20:59:19 UTC

... Patil?

Main Banquet Hall. patil_beauty July 31 2006, 21:01:34 UTC

Draco! Fabulous party, isn't it? Shame there's no firewhiskey, though, I kind of felt just felt like getting completely sloshed.

*blinks*

I mean I'm here for Harry's party, but I mainlywantedtogetsloshed.

*looks really confused*

Re: Main Banquet Hall. stfupotter July 31 2006, 21:06:09 UTC

This is Malfoy Manor. Of course all parties thrown here would be fabulous -- even ones that were held WITHOUT MY PERMISSION BY STUPID POTTER. *blinks* On another note, why are you telling me you want to get sloshed?

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pansyduh July 31 2006, 22:21:09 UTC

♪ Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go shorty
It's your birthday
We gon' party like it's yo birthday
We gon' sip Bacardi like it's yo birthday
'Cause you know we don't give a fuck
It's not your birthday! ♪

Just inside the doorway honestlyharry July 31 2006, 22:27:58 UTC

Er. ::looks around nervously:: I'm not sure this is a good idea. Draco's going to kill us.

But... happy birthday, Harry! ::puts a neatly-wrapped present on the coffee table and goes off in search of food::

Re: Just inside the doorway stfupotter July 31 2006, 22:34:59 UTC

I DON'T WANT A FILTHY MUDBLOOD IN MY HOUSE, BUT IN ALL HONESTY, YOU'RE RATHER HOT. *sputters* THIS IS NOT HAPPENING.

Re: Just inside the doorway honestlyharry July 31 2006, 22:41:07 UTC

Um.

No. No, it isn't.

I'm just going to... go over here now...

Re: Just inside the doorway stfupotter July 31 2006, 22:56:47 UTC

Fine by me. Actually, not really. I like having people pay attention to me. It feeds my self-esteem, which is rather low, actually, despite appearances. *coughs* I think I am hallucinating. You're not actually here, are you, Granger?

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