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Jul 31, 2006 12:07

HARRY POTTER'S 17TH BIRTHDAY PARTY.Harry's currently out at St Mungos with that hottie with the damn fine laffy taffy, Draco Malfoy. Trying to, you know, fix Draco's little veela problem, but damn, Harry, at this rate you'll never get laid! Stupefying the guy you have wet dreams of every night when he tries to grind on you isn't so smart, you know ( Read more... )

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Banquet hall obey_or_i_shoot July 31 2006, 22:30:52 UTC

::bursts in through the wall, shooting at the ceiling with a machine gun held in each hand::

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HARRY. Have you shagged Draco yet? Is there food?

Re: Banquet hall stfupotter July 31 2006, 22:37:07 UTC

No, but we might have a threesome with Patil. I almost shagged him earlier today. It was fantastic, until he stupefied me. Depressing, that. *coughs and backs away* There's another muggle in here that I'm fairly sure used to be Pansy with that muggle weapon of yours. Talk to it, because it frightens me.

Re: Banquet hall obey_or_i_shoot July 31 2006, 22:42:33 UTC

JUDGING FROM THE REPORTS I'VE HEARD, YOU WERE MORE LIKELY TO INJURE HIM THAN GIVE HIM A GOOD TIME. Honestly, Mr. Draco, keep yourself in line.

What, a gun? A pansy with a gun? Why would I want to talk to that?

Re: Banquet hall stfupotter July 31 2006, 23:02:02 UTC

*makes an offended expression* POTTER LIKED IT, YOU IMBECILE. HE WAS THE ONE WHO INJURED ME. Not really.

Because I think you should, and all muggles are filthy. I like filthy, hot sex, though.

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A random hallway. stfupotter July 31 2006, 22:46:55 UTC

Patil? *looks over shoulder, lifts one of the floorboards up and takes out bottles of firewhiskey* I don't know what's happening, really.

Re: A random hallway. patil_beauty July 31 2006, 22:52:33 UTC

We're going to get sloshed! *takes a bottle and pulls the cork off* Right?

*holds the bottle to her lips, but waits* And please call me Parvati. Being called by my last name is horribly unpersonal.

Re: A random hallway. stfupotter July 31 2006, 23:00:07 UTC

I suppose. I'm being a bit of a wuss now, though, and am frightened that if I do, in fact, become sloshed, then I will end up having sex with Potter, which I really want to do. *blinks and shakes head before grabbing a bottle of his own* I can't hold alcohol.

I only call Pansy by her first name, but I think I am just hallucinating you, so I suppose I'll call you Parvati.

Re: A random hallway. patil_beauty July 31 2006, 23:02:54 UTC

*rolls her eyes, then takes a sip* .. *scrunches her nose* I can't really handle well either. But that, m'dear, is the point. *another sip*

Hallucinating? I'm definitely real. *reaches to touch his hand lightly* See?

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NOT A VEIL HA-HA. doggedly July 31 2006, 23:16:00 UTC

HARRY OLD CHAP WHAT'S THIS YOU'RE LEGAL NOW EH EH?

Got plans?

Re: NOT A VEIL HA-HA. stfumalfoy July 31 2006, 23:18:22 UTC

SIRIUS?

Re: NOT A VEIL HA-HA. doggedly July 31 2006, 23:33:30 UTC

THERE HE IS THE BIRTHDAY BOY.

Who else, fruit of questionable loins, who else, don't look so surprised WHY DOES EVERYONE LOOK SO SURPRISED. Ah well. Onward!

Re: NOT A VEIL HA-HA. stfumalfoy July 31 2006, 23:41:40 UTC

You're not like the Sirius I know. That's why I'm surprised.

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solitusvir July 31 2006, 23:47:02 UTC

I'm out at St. Mungo's doing what with Draco?

silverfringe July 31 2006, 23:50:13 UTC

I believe the saying here is don't ask questions you'd rather not know the answer to.

solitusvir July 31 2006, 23:53:45 UTC

I'd like to know the answers to this grinding you're doing on me and the bondage you keep at your place.

silverfringe August 1 2006, 00:19:08 UTC

Surely you can dream up some answers on your own?

As for the rest -- I'll simply have to show you.

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Entryway cissa_flower July 31 2006, 23:59:34 UTC

Draco, what is all this?

Re: Entryway stfupotter August 1 2006, 01:49:34 UTC

Mum? Are you -- not seventeen?