A poll.

Which should I use: Conventional bomb, or explosive gas?

Twice is enough. I won't make that mistake again.

I don't want to live in this apartment anymore. I'm considering blowing it up.

Hell. Potter was. Did we.

Yes. Yes, we did.

Hell.

I'm never getting drunk again.

Alternate possibility: I'm getting drunk more often.

If the people downstairs don't shut up soon, I'll gas their apartment.

Changed my mind, am staying here. Mr. Sakano would probably have a nervous breakdown on his own anyway.

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Any wizards who'd be interested in setting up those anti-Apparition wards Remus mentioned around my apartment? I pay quite well.

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...my head hurts. This does not come as a surprise, somehow.

I'm sorry, Remus. I'm fine now.

Remus brought some firewhiskey over from England. Good stuff firewhiskey. Fiery. And... whiskeyey ( Read more... )

This is an interesting development.

When I say this, I mean it the same way I would say "this is an interesting development" if I were watching something unavoidable and highly painful coming towards me very quickly.

It would undoubtedly be an interesting experience.

Edit: I think it necessary to point out that I'm perfectly capable of reading ( Read more... )

This is private, no characters can see this, etc. etc. Very NC-17. Takes place at K's apartment in Tokyo. Angst and smut and fluff, mostly in that order.

( HERE BE ANGSTSMUTFLUFF )

( Answers to Remus, Harry, Kimbley, and Light )

I'm not sure I like this post-filtering, Remus.